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random sass & musing™

quips + wits + sarcasm + sageness = random sass & musing™
 

things i'd really like to know before i die:

(1) how political campaigners are exempted from my number being placed on the "Do Not Call" registry.
(2) why i cannot find any more tombo® pens in raleigh now that my favorite spring green one has given of the last of its ink.
(3) how sharpie® markers smell so good, yet make you so high.
(4) why men have nipples.
(5) why i still remember a victor hugo poem & two songs completely in french from high school yet forget dinner plans i made last week.
(6) why intrigue is so high on my list for someone i'd consider dating or marrying.
(7) why God sees fit to be good to me despite myself. 

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At Thu Jul 22, 07:47:00 AM EST, Blogger sharon said...

so you're saying you don't know? what good are you?!    



At Thu Jul 22, 11:22:00 AM EST, Blogger Casey Dukes said...

i like sharpies.    



At Thu Jul 22, 08:31:00 PM EST, Blogger Annie said...

i don't see the problem with #3--it makes perfect sense to me. they probably make you high because they smell so dang good. i like the smell of gasoline too...    



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