i finally sit in the solitude of a relatively tidy living room. after feeling like sanford & son for several weeks, it feels so much homier now.
i'm starting to be relatively concerned with how much this upcoming trailer trash party amuses me. but it just does. i was in charge of procuring the tackiest paper plates & napkin that money can buy. i think i succeeded at the dollar store with my patriotic styrofoam plates. who uses styrofoam plates anymore?! much less patriotic styrofoam plates.
places hand over heart
don't get me wrong. i love being american but i have to wonder how patriotic it is for us to be eating spam™ & jello molds off the stars & the stripes. although i can safely say i won't be eating spam™ off those plates or any plates for that matter. not to mention how environmentally safe our styrofoam fleurochlorocarbonmonoxidediecturant-releasing plates prove themselves to be. perhaps i should return these to the store?!
i must comment that the various tchotchkes & superfluous crippity crap at dollar stores still amazes me. who knew you could buy things like motor oil or sponges or kitchen utensils or cards or barrettes at the dollar store? who cares that it falls apart in two seconds? it was just a dollar!
i bought these sweet stainless still magnetic clips for my refrigerator (for those very important items which get displayed to jog my memory about very important people & very important upcoming events. how swank, how groovy, how la-dee-freakin'-da of me ...
i'm starting to be relatively concerned with how much this upcoming trailer trash party amuses me. but it just does. i was in charge of procuring the tackiest paper plates & napkin that money can buy. i think i succeeded at the dollar store with my patriotic styrofoam plates. who uses styrofoam plates anymore?! much less patriotic styrofoam plates.
places hand over heart
don't get me wrong. i love being american but i have to wonder how patriotic it is for us to be eating spam™ & jello molds off the stars & the stripes. although i can safely say i won't be eating spam™ off those plates or any plates for that matter. not to mention how environmentally safe our styrofoam fleurochlorocarbonmonoxidediecturant-releasing plates prove themselves to be. perhaps i should return these to the store?!
i must comment that the various tchotchkes & superfluous crippity crap at dollar stores still amazes me. who knew you could buy things like motor oil or sponges or kitchen utensils or cards or barrettes at the dollar store? who cares that it falls apart in two seconds? it was just a dollar!
i bought these sweet stainless still magnetic clips for my refrigerator (for those very important items which get displayed to jog my memory about very important people & very important upcoming events. how swank, how groovy, how la-dee-freakin'-da of me ...
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