i had to go to the courthouse today to have an emergency order entered. coming back from saving the day, i stepped in some suspicious puddle in the stairwell. i felt the splash on my sandals & naked toes. i cringe to think of what it could be & i was afraid to look.
back at the office i think it's beer. in the stairwell of a state building. a puddle. of beer. at 8:30 AM. that's in the morning.
i return to the office thinking i smell beer. i ask all my coworkers. nobody else smells the beer. they all marvel that i can stand on my one foot & raise my other foot to my nose to smell it. i don't smell beer there, but i rinse my shoe off anyhow.
it still reeks of beer somewhere. either my shoe is drunk or one of my coworkers is drunk. or i am drunk. i'm fairly certain i drank no liquids but water last night so i'll go with option A.
back at the office i think it's beer. in the stairwell of a state building. a puddle. of beer. at 8:30 AM. that's in the morning.
i return to the office thinking i smell beer. i ask all my coworkers. nobody else smells the beer. they all marvel that i can stand on my one foot & raise my other foot to my nose to smell it. i don't smell beer there, but i rinse my shoe off anyhow.
it still reeks of beer somewhere. either my shoe is drunk or one of my coworkers is drunk. or i am drunk. i'm fairly certain i drank no liquids but water last night so i'll go with option A.
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