i think it's about time people got required licensing for such things as blogging, parenting, mimicking & sarcastiwitting. it would cut down on much turmoil around the world, you know.
i haven't been posting much anywhere on the internet because it seems that people consistently prove their ignorance. somehow in the internet age we have given people faux license to rant & rail about [insert favorite topic here]. people say stupid things. for serious.
a short perusal of the RELEVANT BOARDS can give you your laugh or three for the day. most conversations start on shaky ground, but relatively sane. somehow they take a downward spiral that ends up with screams of "oh yeah, well, your mom!".
as for parenting, i was in the grocery store last night & a woman allowed her child to throw a 10 minute tantrum on the floor which the entire store could hear. an aisle over in the produce section, a man let his approximately 3 year old terror (or son, however you view this little guy) pull on a canteloupe, causing the entire display to pitch forward. he then grabbed his son by one arm, told him that was bad (using a tone more like, "it's a beautiful day outside"), & walked away. without picking up the fallen fruit. i should have a taken a picture of the canteloupe graveyard.
who lets these people have children? who lets billyjoebob & jodiwawasita reproduce when they can't even operate a sliding glass door properly?
licenses. please. anything to prevent poseurs.
finally, there are beautiful people out there who employ great wit & sarcasm. like a shirt that eric wears, "tact is for people who don't have enough wit to be sarcastic". there are a few that i frequent for their hardy abundance of sarcastiwit-infused publication, people like CASEY, THE STEWART, CAMERON (when he's not under construction), MM, & DREW.
i salute you, non-poseurs.
booyah.
(it should be noted that all the people linked on this blog are rather regular reads, but everybody has their own strengths. those that weren't mentioned in the above examples are most certainly not poseurs. linky = non-poseurish. got it?)
i haven't been posting much anywhere on the internet because it seems that people consistently prove their ignorance. somehow in the internet age we have given people faux license to rant & rail about [insert favorite topic here]. people say stupid things. for serious.
a short perusal of the RELEVANT BOARDS can give you your laugh or three for the day. most conversations start on shaky ground, but relatively sane. somehow they take a downward spiral that ends up with screams of "oh yeah, well, your mom!".
as for parenting, i was in the grocery store last night & a woman allowed her child to throw a 10 minute tantrum on the floor which the entire store could hear. an aisle over in the produce section, a man let his approximately 3 year old terror (or son, however you view this little guy) pull on a canteloupe, causing the entire display to pitch forward. he then grabbed his son by one arm, told him that was bad (using a tone more like, "it's a beautiful day outside"), & walked away. without picking up the fallen fruit. i should have a taken a picture of the canteloupe graveyard.
who lets these people have children? who lets billyjoebob & jodiwawasita reproduce when they can't even operate a sliding glass door properly?
licenses. please. anything to prevent poseurs.
finally, there are beautiful people out there who employ great wit & sarcasm. like a shirt that eric wears, "tact is for people who don't have enough wit to be sarcastic". there are a few that i frequent for their hardy abundance of sarcastiwit-infused publication, people like CASEY, THE STEWART, CAMERON (when he's not under construction), MM, & DREW.
i salute you, non-poseurs.
booyah.
(it should be noted that all the people linked on this blog are rather regular reads, but everybody has their own strengths. those that weren't mentioned in the above examples are most certainly not poseurs. linky = non-poseurish. got it?)
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