legal advice + new peepers
what is the deal with people calling me for legal advice? i'm not a licensed attorney, you twits. i cannot give you professional legal advice unless i want the north carolina bar association pursuing me. check back with me in 20 years and maybe i'll be a licensed attorney by then, depending on what rich man i marry and how many kidlets i pop out.
so, i got my new specs last night. big shout-out to stevie b for the hook-up of 50% off. glasses are freakin' expensive pieces of medical equipment. i swear i don't know how families afford to shod the eyes of parents + kids. since eyesight is hereditary, most kids will be wearing glasses if their parents are wearing them already. i imagine for a family of four it could run over $1,000. hear that? that's me gasping for breath out of sheer stunnedness. is stunnedness a word?
anyhow, it pays to be my friend. as a thank you to stevie b i purchased a giftcard for him and julie to have a night out at ted's montana grill. hey, can't say i'm one for bison meat but he raved on and on about it so i imagine he'll be pleased.
now then, if you don't ask me for legal advice perhaps you, too, can get a giftcard for bison!
so, i got my new specs last night. big shout-out to stevie b for the hook-up of 50% off. glasses are freakin' expensive pieces of medical equipment. i swear i don't know how families afford to shod the eyes of parents + kids. since eyesight is hereditary, most kids will be wearing glasses if their parents are wearing them already. i imagine for a family of four it could run over $1,000. hear that? that's me gasping for breath out of sheer stunnedness. is stunnedness a word?
anyhow, it pays to be my friend. as a thank you to stevie b i purchased a giftcard for him and julie to have a night out at ted's montana grill. hey, can't say i'm one for bison meat but he raved on and on about it so i imagine he'll be pleased.
now then, if you don't ask me for legal advice perhaps you, too, can get a giftcard for bison!
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on 27 May 2004 at 5/27/2004 09:26:00 AM.
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Hey, I have a question. If some one promesses you a gift card for say, bison meat, in return not doing something, legaly how long do I have to wait until I have a claim on said gift ca . . . . DOH!, never mind, hope you're haveing a nice day.
Jim (Holythunder)
*crosses jim off the list*
NO BISON FOR YOU ... COME BACK ONE YEAR.
i make no requests for legal advice.
-superjosh
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