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random sass & musing™

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an emphatic statement

patchouli and plumeria are NOT acceptable forms of scent, people. plumeria bath & bodyworks products are so 1990s they have big poofy bangs and warrant written all over them. patchouli? that went out in the 70s, unless you're a new hipster and think this oil is for you.

i say these things because i care. apparently there are some people at work (thankfully not in my secion) sporting said scents. or perhaps reeking would be more descriptive.

perhaps next time i'll scotchtape my nostrils for blockage. that'll show 'em!

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At Thu Jun 10, 08:51:00 AM EST, Blogger j andrew taylor said...

I believe you need a stronger tape for that...i suggest duct.    



At Thu Jun 10, 09:33:00 PM EST, Blogger sharon said...

does this tape make my nostrils look big?!    



At Fri Jun 11, 04:53:00 AM EST, Blogger ! said...

i've been a patchouli user/abuser for 7 years, during which time i've been moved to the back of classrooms, harassed by cops, and thrown down a mountain [granted, i was attached to a snowboard at the time].

stop the hate.    



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