i said it before & i'll say it again. tonight i attended the trashiest trailer trash party that ever trashed. since i've had several people ask for descriptions of the festivities, here it is for your reading enjoyment. if i can snag pics from people i'll have those up here as well.
my attire:
jean skort (the ones with the skirt only in the front, shorts in the back ... beauty!)
shredded grateful dead shirt
black knee socks
black platform patent leather mary janes
scary eyeshadow & additional eyeliner coming out from the side of the eyes in a cat-shape
two pigtails & a million barrettes to catch the stray layered hairs at the back
others' attire:
we have some creative people, not that i'm surprised. jean shorts rolled up over bike shorts, camoflauge gloves, mullet wigs, press-on chest hair with a wrestler medallion necklace nestled amonst the hairs, trucker hats, overalls, cropped football jerseys on men (showing 2 inches of hairy belly), holey tshirts & long john shirts, "pregnant" ladies with cigarettes dangling from their mouths & cigarette packs tucked into cleavage, curlers in the hair, a beer hat (holding two beers with the freaky straw things, & many runaway bra straps.
house atmosphere & food:
jen outdid herself with setting the scene. her original idea was to actually have his car's wheels removed & placed on cinder blocks in front of the house. after much rigamarole, it was decided to be too risky to remove all the wheels, so that plan was abandoned. but she easily made up for it with the hideous multi-colored christmas lights & laundry strung across the front of the house (including ripped bra & undies & skanky tshirts). heh.
inside there were pictures scattered everywhere, including a picture of the actual trailer where david lived when he was first born. other token pics included erik estrada (circa CHiPS days) & jeff foxworthy. out back was decorated with more multi-colored lights, a pool noodle & hoola hoop in the nearby trees, & the keg. which leads me to the vittles ...
PBR & boxed franzia wine were flowing, together with SUNDROP™, CHEERWINE™, & mountain dew. some of the "delicacies" were pickled pig's feet, vienna sausages, spam, crackers & squeeze cheese, pigs-in-a-blanket, & a jello mold. some of the guys tried the pickled pigs feet. i thought i'd hurl. i didn't, but they did in what we dubbed the vomitorium a/k/a the parking lot.
wonderful time. so good i might be talking like trailer trash again tomorrow at work. i talked like that all.night.long. still am, in fact. perhaps i should update my audioblogger!
my attire:
jean skort (the ones with the skirt only in the front, shorts in the back ... beauty!)
shredded grateful dead shirt
black knee socks
black platform patent leather mary janes
scary eyeshadow & additional eyeliner coming out from the side of the eyes in a cat-shape
two pigtails & a million barrettes to catch the stray layered hairs at the back
others' attire:
we have some creative people, not that i'm surprised. jean shorts rolled up over bike shorts, camoflauge gloves, mullet wigs, press-on chest hair with a wrestler medallion necklace nestled amonst the hairs, trucker hats, overalls, cropped football jerseys on men (showing 2 inches of hairy belly), holey tshirts & long john shirts, "pregnant" ladies with cigarettes dangling from their mouths & cigarette packs tucked into cleavage, curlers in the hair, a beer hat (holding two beers with the freaky straw things, & many runaway bra straps.
house atmosphere & food:
jen outdid herself with setting the scene. her original idea was to actually have his car's wheels removed & placed on cinder blocks in front of the house. after much rigamarole, it was decided to be too risky to remove all the wheels, so that plan was abandoned. but she easily made up for it with the hideous multi-colored christmas lights & laundry strung across the front of the house (including ripped bra & undies & skanky tshirts). heh.
inside there were pictures scattered everywhere, including a picture of the actual trailer where david lived when he was first born. other token pics included erik estrada (circa CHiPS days) & jeff foxworthy. out back was decorated with more multi-colored lights, a pool noodle & hoola hoop in the nearby trees, & the keg. which leads me to the vittles ...
PBR & boxed franzia wine were flowing, together with SUNDROP™, CHEERWINE™, & mountain dew. some of the "delicacies" were pickled pig's feet, vienna sausages, spam, crackers & squeeze cheese, pigs-in-a-blanket, & a jello mold. some of the guys tried the pickled pigs feet. i thought i'd hurl. i didn't, but they did in what we dubbed the vomitorium a/k/a the parking lot.
wonderful time. so good i might be talking like trailer trash again tomorrow at work. i talked like that all.night.long. still am, in fact. perhaps i should update my audioblogger!
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sounds fun. i love sundrop!!! i have relatives in NC and they always bring me some when they visit. I love that stuff!
really? where in NC are your relatives? if you come visit, look me up. tell them next time to bring you some cheerwine to try as well. it's reeeeeeeeeeally sweet but occasionally refreshing.
they live in mt. pleasant, which i think is about an hour outside of charlotte. i love NC and the accent.
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