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random sass & musing™

quips + wits + sarcasm + sageness = random sass & musing™
 

last night i came home from having dinner with a friend to find that there was a firetruck in front of my house. a momentary panic came over me, worried about chloe the miniature gazelle upstairs. the panic erased when i realized that about four doors down there was a truck in the front of somebody's house.

apparently a crazy neighbor lady decided to say hello to the other neighbor without using the doorbell. she says she has a "balance problem" which prevented her from hitting the brake properly. we still haven't figure out how she came to hit the house at a 45 degree angle when she wasn't even pulling into their driveway. the best part is that this follow us a similar incident that she had with her own house a few weeks ago.

& we wonder why there are crazies still on the road. this would easily explain why my car insurance doesn't go down since it's based on the number of claims within your zip code.

hello, stupidity.
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