because it's just funny. i shall now BIBLICALLY CURSE YOU. you will like it.
my personal favorites include:
Harken, O ye wayward winebibber, for you will be kicked by an incontinent camel!
I pray thou shalt be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O thou who art a byword for idiocy!
hello, i'm 12.
(thanks to SHUA for the link-find.)
my personal favorites include:
Harken, O ye wayward winebibber, for you will be kicked by an incontinent camel!
I pray thou shalt be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O thou who art a byword for idiocy!
hello, i'm 12.
(thanks to SHUA for the link-find.)