since it's been too long to count, i have headlines to share. go.
EX-PIZZA DELIVERYMAN ACCUSED OF KILLING 10. only they never state that he actually did it while he was a pizza deliveryman. pointless facts in article title, -5 points. use of the word "quintillion", 2 points. total score: -3.
NEW, DELICIOUS SPECIES DISCOVERED. this one's for you, eric. creepy use of the words "delicacy ape" together in several sentences, -3 points. funky fresh black & white scheme on animal, 4 points. total score: 1.
NICKEL CREEK FINALLY GETS THEIR DUE. the fact that it took me almost a month to find the article, -3 points. the fact that they recognize some greatness, 4 points. total score: 1.
HATE TIM. failure to adhere to iambic pentameter, -5 points. liberal usage of exclamation points, -2 points. ability to stay on blue lines, 2 points. total score: -5.
HOLIDAY SURVIVAL KIT from knock knock goods. use of the words "wipes" & "earplugs" in close proximity, -2 points. simple love for all things knock knock, 5 points. total score: 3.
DEPECHE MODE TOUR KICKOFF POSTPONED. being pizzled off about hurricane devastation foiling plans for depeche mode's kickoff, -5 points. using amusing sentences like, "being a poseur isn't necessarily a bad thing", 5 points. total score: 0.
enjoy.
EX-PIZZA DELIVERYMAN ACCUSED OF KILLING 10. only they never state that he actually did it while he was a pizza deliveryman. pointless facts in article title, -5 points. use of the word "quintillion", 2 points. total score: -3.
NEW, DELICIOUS SPECIES DISCOVERED. this one's for you, eric. creepy use of the words "delicacy ape" together in several sentences, -3 points. funky fresh black & white scheme on animal, 4 points. total score: 1.
NICKEL CREEK FINALLY GETS THEIR DUE. the fact that it took me almost a month to find the article, -3 points. the fact that they recognize some greatness, 4 points. total score: 1.
HATE TIM. failure to adhere to iambic pentameter, -5 points. liberal usage of exclamation points, -2 points. ability to stay on blue lines, 2 points. total score: -5.
HOLIDAY SURVIVAL KIT from knock knock goods. use of the words "wipes" & "earplugs" in close proximity, -2 points. simple love for all things knock knock, 5 points. total score: 3.
DEPECHE MODE TOUR KICKOFF POSTPONED. being pizzled off about hurricane devastation foiling plans for depeche mode's kickoff, -5 points. using amusing sentences like, "being a poseur isn't necessarily a bad thing", 5 points. total score: 0.
enjoy.
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