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random sass & musing™

quips + wits + sarcasm + sageness = random sass & musing™
 

i've rated my life & you can, too. rate yours, that is.

This Is My Life, Rated
Life:
8.7
Mind:
8.4
Body:
8.6
Spirit:
10
Friends/Family:
5.4
Love:
6.9
Finance:
7.5
Take the Rate My Life Quiz


it appears i am a relatively stable individual. only if they're barn red. now would a stable person make bad jokes like that? i think not.

happy friday. this day has to get better. for serious.

i could not sleep to save my life last night. went to bed around 11:30 & was still awake at 12:45 AM so i got up to read. read for an hour ... still no sleep came. i finally wrote down all my stresses & felt like i'd put them in a safe place that i wouldn't forget so i finally fell sleep around 2ish. i had strange dreams about attending some yard sale in a nearby neighborhood at 2 in the morning. while at a yard sale, i found some baby cats, rabbits & a cougar in the basement of the house.

i am so random.

woke up at 6:30 AM sick as a dog. spewed. felt better & fell asleep for 45 minutes. woke up. dragged myself to work. in the course of the day managed to:

- apologize to a local counsel in arkansas for my strong email - it was all i could do to keep from writing the words "you twit" on it when i sent it yesterday;
- spill a rainshower of little paper punches from my recycling box when i attempted to deposit the recycling into the proper bin;
- put my salad in my desk drawer rather than the refrigerator at work, hence meaning I had a wilted & narsty salad;
- got a risqué email from my client with a pic of a guy with a tattoo of a lizard or snake you-know-where which I opened at work in all it's glorious color; &
- got everything at the grocery store I needed for dinner tonight with eric & tomorrow for our home group christmas party, except for the main events.

can i borrow somebody's brain?
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